a.k.a nazi. bunnies and my playlists on spotify are my favourite things. i love myself a lot and i run this hella great multifandom blog
my dad says he’s not gay but theres no proof that he’s ever had sex with a woman
You’re the proof
how am i the proof i would never have sex with my dad
How do you think you were born? Your dad got a man pregnant by butt sex and he had a reverse baby belly and pushed you out of his ass?
this is why i need feminism
my brother makes me want to deactivate my twitter he is so annoying omg but i love him so much
Teenage Jesus watches as his friends swim and frolic in the pond and pouts as he sits on top of the water with his arms crossed
"omg girls my crush is coming"
"what should we do"
"just act normal"
psychic? More like…PSY’S CHICK! lms if u have a crush on psy or if you gangnam smiled (: